Velemints

Okay, so you’re doing the daily grind. You know … car pooling with 5 people in a 4-person car … when all of a sudden, you smell coffee breath that would k**l Juan Valdez. So, you reach deep into your pocket. Sure enough … you have an extra Velemint. So, you look directly at Bob and say, “Would anyone else like a Velemint?” VELEMINTS … good breath … good day.