Ultrabrite
BOY, I got to get some of that spray stuff and clean out this elevator…the smell of perfume is knocking me out. I don’t get it… all of a sudden every woman in the building wants to ride in my elevator…last week they wouldn’t even look at me. What’s it all about…there’s nothing different about me…except maybe my toothpaste. That’s it! The Ultrabrite toothpaste…it really worked, Ultrabrite gives your mouth…s*x appeal.