( enter two friends)

friend 1) Hey there
friend 2) Oh, hi
friend 1) Would you like a mint? (holds out a candy box)

Friend 2: Sure I’d love one!. (grabs from the other box and begins to chew,

Meanwhile, friend 1 freaks out. Still chewing, friend 2 asks “What?”

Friend 1: That wasn’t a junior mint..
Friend 2: what do you mean?
Friend 1: That was a fly!!