The Joker Script to Batman

Hello, Batsy! Fancy seeing you here tonight!
Are you here to fight again?
You know, we really shouldn’t keep meeting like this.
Perhaps you can take me out to tea sometime?
I promise you, I’m not crazy!
I just think different than everyone else.
You should understand what that’s like…you do too!
You see, we are really not that different.
We both dress in outrageous costumes…
We both have lost someone important in our lives.
I think we might even be seeking the same thing!…
JUSTICE!