Sly Cooper Monologue
Sly Cooper (narrating): It all began when I was just a kid, bouncing on my father’s knee. You see, I come from a long line of master thieves who kept all their secrets of sneaking and stealing in an ancient book: the Thievius Raccoonus. Anyone who read it learned to be especially sneaky, which is why we specialize in stealing from criminals. After all, there’s no honor, no challenge, no fun stealing from ordinary people. You rip off a master criminal, and you know you’re a master thief.