Pugenauts

INT. PLUTO HQ – PR DEPT / LOW LEVEL CUBICLES –
CONTINUOUS
A sea of cubicles. Every one the same. All except one at the end, littered with various notes, scribbled with ideas, drawings and schematics for ”Planetary Pride Day“. It belongs to PRIBBLY TWO-TOES. Pribbly is in the midst of being berated by his boss and head of Pluto PR, BUZZLEBETH.

BUZZLEBETH
Pribbly, these Pride Day vendor receipts are logged by an entirely new system, what is this?
Thizz, Pribbly, I was just hoping we could try something a little bit innovative here…

BUZZLEBETH
BLEGH. EXACTLY. We get it, you have two toes, you think you’re different…

Pribbly looks down at the two toes on his feet, and then to Buzzlebeth’s. Buzzlebeth has one toe, like every other Plutonian. Buzzlebeth eyes pribbly’s feet.

BUZZLEBETH
Maybe try a different shoe to cover it… They look like earth testicles…
Pribbly sighs, looking down at his custom TWO TOE SHOES revealing his t******l-like feet…

BUZZLEBETH
Just try and be more like Karen. Now, she GETS it.

Buzzlebeth points to the employee of the month wall with Karen Krimple-Dimple’s happy face plastered all over it. Little miss perfect has won the award every month. He glances under his desk at his STANDARD ONE TOE SHOES.