Pier 1 Sale

Hi, my name is Ann and for the next two weeks, I’ll be saying the word “and” a lot and I’m pretty sure it’s because the Pier 1 Sale is going on now and it will end on January 10 and yeah, that’s soon, scary, and I know that you can come to your local Pier 1 store to save up to 50%, and sometimes more, on yummy scented candles and cool upholstered chairs and realllly pretty mirrors and colorful pillows that are so, so cute and bedroom furniture that is like real legitimate wood and oh, and this storage ottoman that is CHEETAH and how cool is it that it’s CHEETAH and I really want it and I’m probably going to get it and maybe some of that super cool dinnerware and maybe some new barstools for my new place AND some bookshelves because I have a ton of books and little sparkly things and I really just want my place to look nice, so why wouldn’t I get it before January 10 while it’s up to 50% off at the Pier 1 Sale and is that a harp sound? I like harps. [:45]