New Macdonald Poultry Resort & Egg Farm

While some other brands may be cage free, here at New McDonald Poultry Resort and Egg Farm we go out of our way to make sure no feathers get ruffled . Our hens are visited daily by a licensed massage therapist who rubs and stretches their tired wings to the sound of a softly playing, violin orchestra.

You’ll taste the difference too, when you eat eggs from our all grass-fed chickens. Did I mention the grass is organic?

We’re committed to the environment too, that’s why we’ve partnered with Elon Musk and Space X on a project to deliver 90% of our chicken feces to the moon by the year 2025, on a rocket powered by…you guessed it… chicken feces.

So when you want eggs just remember, New MacDonald has a farm e-i-e-i-oh !