FedEx Da Mob

Okay, so you used the udda guys,
and now your package is…well, maybe it’s not lost,
but it 10a.m. and Fat Tony’s on the phone…
now da boss want to drive you around the block,
So next time…Ha!…”next time”..
(laughter from goons in room)
If, there should be a next time,
use FedEx, ahh!
Reliable – on time – courteous service,
so your package arrives where and when
it’s supposed to, and at a very reasonable price.
Why would you not use FedEx?
Fuh’get about it…