Disney’s Hercules – Hades and Friends

Hades: Ladies, please, my favor is in your lovely hands!

Witch two: Oohhh, all right!

Witch one: In 18 years precisely, the planets will align ever so nicely.

Hades: Ohh, ugh! Verse! uuhhhh.

Witch two: The time to act will be at hand, unleash the Titans, your monstrous band!

Hades: Hmmm! Good, good!

Witch one: Then the once proud Zeus will finally fall, and you Hades will rule all!

Hades: Yes! Ayyyyyy! Hades rules!

Witch two: A word of caution to this tale….

Hades: Excuse me.

Witch two: Should Hercules fight, you will fail! (laughter)

Hades: WHAT???? Ahhhh….. Okay. Fine. I’m cool! I’m fine! Ok. Pain…Panic, I got a little riddle for ya. How do you k**l… a g*d?

Pain: I don’t know.

Panic: Yaaaaa… can’t. They’re Immortal!!!

Hades: Bingo… they’re immortal. So, first you’ve got to turn the little sunspot…. mortal!