DirectTV

When your cable goes out, you have nothing to watch.
When you have nothing to watch, you get up off your couch.
When you get up off your couch, you go to the gym.
When you go to the gym, you work out and lose weight.
When you work out and lose weight, you develop a wonderful physique.
And when you develop a wonderful physique, people notice and desire you.

Don’t let people notice and desire you!
Get rid of cable and upgrade to Direct TV!
Call 1-800-DIRECT-TV.

script by jamesromick