McCholesterol

Come to Mclesterole and try our Triple Bacon and cheese Heart Attack Burger and triple fat fries! This Friday, for only fifty cents, at Mclesterole’s.
Eat for today, eat for the moment…
May as well, we’re all going to die soon anyways. Death by fast food, why not? …
Oh, is this thing still on? Oh yes, this Friday at Mclesterole…Eat for today, eat for the moment