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Chilis Big Mouth Burger
Recently in a Chili’s restaurant, the server, carrying a big mouth burger to a customer collided with another server carrying a tray of nachos. Each customer got more than they expected. What could have been a disaster turned out delicious. Tangy tortilla strips, jalepenos, and pesto on a burger grilled to perfection. Chili’s new NACHO BIG MOUTH BURGER. Nachos and burger! On a collision course with destiny.
Hey Rich
Ya gotta stretch every once in a while! I liked it. You do a great Mickey & Minnie! That was a lotta different voices under one roof. If I tried it, would probably take me a month to do each voice and another month to put ’em all together. Good work as always!
BillHHey Rich
Thanks for listening. I had to come back ’cause apparently there’s no place else for us hams to go. Not familiar with “Ray The Firefly”. Post yours so I can hear what ole Ray is up to.
BillHIf Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer…..
Here’s an easy game to play.
Here’s an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash,
then your situation’s hopeless, and your system’s gonna crash!
You can’t say this? What a shame, sir!
We’ll find you another game, sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a s***e,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to ram your rom.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!2021 Chevy Silverado Trail Boss
The Chevy Silverado Trail Boss
When you have a two inch lift…
When you have Goodyear Duratrack tires…
When you have Rancho shocks…and an integrated dual exhaust…
When you have all that…
The last thing you’ll need…is a road…
The Chevy Silverado Trail Boss…
Ready to off-road…right from the factory.
Chevy….find new roads…Hi Daniel
It’s easy to find production music in 30-second and 60-second versions for 30 & 60 second scripts for radio and tv. When recording voice track you know you need to come in a second or two under 30 or 60. Thanks for listening and commenting.
BillHFAIRY 1: HEY, IT’S US. THE BEN & JERRY’S FREEZER FAIRIES.
THAT’S RIGHT. BEN & JERRY’S FREEZER FAIRIES. SOME PEOPLE
DON’T BELIEVE IN FREEZER FAIRIES. DOESN’T BOTHER US. WE
KNOW WE’RE HERE.
FAIRY 2: HERE’S HOW IT WORKS. DO SOMETHING
GOOD IN THE WORLD AND BANG. WE STICK A PINT
OR TWO OF BEN & JERRY’S IN YOUR FREEZER WHEN NO ONE IS
LOOKING.
FAIRY 1: DO SOMETHING BAD AND BOOM! NO BEN &
JERRY’S. PLUS WE STICK SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD IN YOUR
FREEZER LIKE FROZEN CLAMS.
FAIRY 2: WE AIN’T NO LIGHTWEIGHT FAIRIES THAT TAP
DANCE ON MOONBEAMS AND STUFF!
FAIRY 1: YEAH, WE WORK FOR A LIVING.
FAIRY 2: JUST LIKE YOU GUYS.
FAIRY 1: OKAY, SETTLE DOWN GUYS. US FREEZER FAIRIES
CAN BE SENSITIVE TOO.
FAIRY 2: SO WHERE WERE WE?
FAIRY 1: LET’S REVIEW. DO SOMETHING GOOD….
FAIRY 2: WE SNEAK SOME BEN & JERRY’S INTO YOUR FREEZER.
MAYBE SOME CHERRY GARCIA.
FAIRY 1: OR SOME CHUNKY MONKEY. DO SOMETHING BAD….
FAIRY 2: AND NO BEN & JERRY’S IN YOUR FREEZER!
FAIRY 1: PLUS WE MESS WITH YOUR HEAD A LITTLE BIT.
FAIRY 2: OK, TILL NEXT TIME. WE WISH YOU A FREEZER FULL OF
LOVE AND SURPRISES.
FAIRY 1: BE GOOD OUT THERE.
FAIRY 2: OR ELSE!BEN & JERRY’S 2 VOICE RADIO 60 SEC
FAIRY 1: HEY, IT’S US. THE BEN & JERRY’S FREEZER FAIRIES.
THAT’S RIGHT. BEN & JERRY’S FREEZER FAIRIES. SOME PEOPLE
DON’T BELIEVE IN FREEZER FAIRIES. DOESN’T BOTHER US. WE
KNOW WE’RE HERE.
FAIRY 2: HERE’S HOW IT WORKS. DO SOMETHING
GOOD IN THE WORLD AND BANG. WE STICK A PINT
OR TWO OF BEN & JERRY’S IN YOUR FREEZER WHEN NO ONE IS
LOOKING.
FAIRY 1: DO SOMETHING BAD AND BOOM! NO BEN &
JERRY’S. PLUS WE STICK SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD IN YOUR
FREEZER LIKE FROZEN CLAMS.
FAIRY 2: WE AIN’T NO LIGHTWEIGHT FAIRIES THAT TAP
DANCE ON MOONBEAMS AND STUFF!
FAIRY 1: YEAH, WE WORK FOR A LIVING.
FAIRY 2: JUST LIKE YOU GUYS.
FAIRY 1: OKAY, SETTLE DOWN GUYS. US FREEZER FAIRIES
CAN BE SENSITIVE TOO.
FAIRY 2: SO WHERE WERE WE?
FAIRY 1: LET’S REVIEW. DO SOMETHING GOOD….
FAIRY 2: WE SNEAK SOME BEN & JERRY’S INTO YOUR FREEZER.
MAYBE SOME CHERRY GARCIA.
FAIRY 1: OR SOME CHUNKY MONKEY. DO SOMETHING BAD….
FAIRY 2: AND NO BEN & JERRY’S IN YOUR FREEZER!
FAIRY 1: PLUS WE MESS WITH YOUR HEAD A LITTLE BIT.
FAIRY 2: OK, TILL NEXT TIME. WE WISH YOU A FREEZER FULL OF
LOVE AND SURPRISES.
FAIRY 1: BE GOOD OUT THERE.
FAIRY 2: OR ELSE!Beringer Wine
Some might choose a lecture or a documentary film to tell the story of 125 years of winemaking. We prefer a glass. At Beringer, we are proud to be the only winery ever to win Wine Spectator’s “Number-1 Wine of the Year” for both a cabernet and a chardonnay. But our greatest achievement lies in knowing that everything we’ve learned is yours to enjoy – each time you pour a glass of our wine. Beringer…All we are in every bottle.COORS BEER 30 SEC RADIO
MOST BREWERS HAVE FIGURED OUT THAT BEER AND COLD GO HAND IN HAND.
STILL, WE’RE THE ONLY ONES WHO BOTHER TO SHIP OUR BEER COLD.
IN THE MOUNTAINS, OUR BREW WATER EVEN COMES OUT OF THE GROUND
COLD. SO, WHILE OTHERS HAVE BEEN WARMING UP TO THE IDEA OF COLD, UP HERE,
WE’RE KINDA STUCK WITH IT. COLD, CLEAN, ORIGINAL COORS … CAUSE YA’ FEEL LIKE IT.First State Bank
In today’s world, everyone needs a bank they can rely on. But, unfortunately, most modern banks are just too big to provide the kind of attention and service you need. First State Bank is the exception. At First State, you’ll discover that banking can be personal and friendly, as well as modern and efficient. FIRST STATE BANK. Today’s bank.
John Deere
When you take shortcuts it shows. We don’t run like that. We build John Deere equipment the way we always have. The right way. Times change. Our principles don’t. You don’t just have our word on it. We’ve got our name on it. That’s how we run. John Deere…available at Northwest Tractors, your local John Deere dealer.
