Jack the dog
1) Jack, the dog; man is waking up to his dog, Brian, who is barking at the neighbor’s dog, must use the bathroom and wants to go for a walk for exercise.
“Hey, there! Master! Senseii! Trainer! I know I sound like I’m barking up a storm, but did you see that big dog over there? He’s teasing me because I’m so tiny for a dog. I know I sound like I’m barking, but I’m trying to talk to you about something important. I need my exercise and so do you. So, let’s take a walk today. And can it be long this time? Come on, get out of bed and get your exercise!”