Diet Rite Cola

I once knew this guy from Malibu… He was like a Greek G*d only from Des Moines… He had muscles on his muscles… Dave the wave… One day he was standing on the board… And I was standing on the beach… And he fell off the board… And I fell for him… Dave the wave…He drank Diet Rite Cola…He didn’t need Diet Rite Cola….He didn’t need diet anything…He just liked it…