Citibank

I’m a T-shirt and jeans guy. Never spent a lot on cloths. So i meet a girl. She doesn’t mind that I’m a T-shirt and jeans guy. We decide to get married. Now I need a tuxedo. I go big time. I decide not to rent,. I buy. it’s worth it. i look great.
Then i get this call. it’s not my best man. Not my mom, It’s Citibank They just wanted to make sure someone else wasn’t using my card. Imagine a T-shirt and jeans guy finding happiness with a girl, a tuxedo and a bank all at the same time. What a year, . . .